Didn’t mean to start a bender, but someone played Rank 1 – Airwave and next thing I know I’m slow-dancing with the cosmos and my shoes are filled with glitter and spilled orange juice. The underbrim had a map. Like, coordinates and speaker stacks and interdimensional snack shacks. I followed it for three sets before realizing I never left the grass. No Invite / No Entry? Facts. This hat only lets in vibes above 128 BPM and people who cry during build-ups. I swear the ostrich made eye contact during the second drop. Still unpacking what that meant. Might’ve been a metaphor. Might’ve been real.
